Brilliant Five-Word Reviews of 94 Video Games
Published on January 01, 0001
Haiku is so overdone,
and would be verbose pg123 compared to these h25 com เข้าสู่ระบบ spot-on assessments of nearly 100 video games, done in just five words by Games Radar. Some rate a spoiler alert. “Max Payne: Dead family means โค้ดเครดิตฟรีสมาชิกใหม่ล่าสุด bullet time.” “Bomberman: Trapped in a corner. F**k.” “Assassin’s Creed: Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring.” And, right after that, “Grand Theft Auto IV: Quit calling
me about TEETEES!” “Ghosts ‘n Goblins: Quit
gettin’ naked around zombies!” Really, if we can reduce a game to five stars, wouldn’t five words be just as good, if not more meaningful? See the full list at the link below. Games Summed Up in Five Words [Games Radar]
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